Thoughts going on inside Mike's head:

• "I hate Alan and Tessa."
• "Does this helmet make me look fat?"
• "I'm working on a new look for the spring fashion season. I call it 'Mole Squint.' What do you think?"
• "This is fun. This is fun. This fun. That's right. You just keep telling yourself that."
• "When it's Libby's, Libby's, Libby's on the label, label, label you will like it, like it, like it on your table, table, table when it's Libby's, Libby's, Libby's on the label, label, label."