The non-climbing crux of Shoestring Gully is crossing the Saco River, which you do pretty much right off the road. No crossee, no climbee.
I have had a lifelong fear of water. Specifically: cold water. Most bodies of water - at least those not typically found in a bathtub or jacuzzi - are cold. Bodies of water or coursing rivers full of water, particularly those in mountain environments, are invariably cold. I do not like to be cold (that's why I, er... ice climb...). Not to put too fine a point on it: I loathe being wet and cold concurrently.
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And not to get too far off the subject, but I believe my fear of water can be traced to the viewing of the following films, which I saw as a child: "The Poseidon Adventure," "Beyond the Poseidon Adventure," "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea," "Jaws" (also, "Jaws 2," and "Jaws 3 [in 3D]"), "Raise the Titanic," "Orca," "The Deep" (though I didn't mind Jacqueline Bisset one bit; she was my introduction to the female form, at the impressionable age of seven, at a drive-in, no less), to a lesser extent, "Moonraker" (shark unleashed in pool), and probably one or two more I've surpressed. I don't know what it was about the '70s and early '80s, but there were an awful lot of disaster films being made, many of them involving water. Others that scarred me, mostly featuring more urban fronts: "Earthquake," "The Towering Inferno," "Rollercoaster" (featuring George "I play the banjo2" Segal and a young Timothy Bottoms3), all of the "Airport" films, "The Swarm," "The Day After," and, oddly, "Silver Streak4."
Probably the biggest single contributor to my fear of water and - at the heart of the matter - vessels made to transport people over water, was an old documentary I saw at a very young age that featured a reenactment of the sinking of the Titanic. I've always had an intense interest in that ship, more about the building and launching of, less so about the disaster - though the two are sort of difficult to separate (the book pictured above is quite good, and ruined me for life; also, my grandfather on my mother's side, Ralph McDaniel, for those scoring at home, was born on the day the Titanic sunk, 12 April, 1912). The documentary scared the hell out of me. I found James Cameron's blockbuster (which I saw on a plane) terribly ponderous, but the sinking was well done. I could have been spared Jack's slow death, however. That kid talked way too much.
Where was I?
Ah yes. Buddy Hackett5.
If Buddy Hackett had been in any (or heck, all) of the films above (and yes, I do realize that perhaps I wouldn't have been so affected if I hadn't see all of the sequels to all of the flicks that terrified me), then I have a very strong feeling that I'd be able to complete a lap at the community pool6, or enjoy a good jump off the tire swing at the swimmin' hole, or ride the ferry from Jersey across the Hudson to Manhattan without frantically looking for life boats and/or losing my lunch. Because Buddy Hackett would have made running around upside down in a capsized ship7, or wrestling with a giant squid, or being gnawed in half by a great white, or locating and relaunching (in one piece! Do your homework, Clive Cussler!) history's most unlucky vessel, or turning a real killer of a whale back into Shamu, or diving for contraband and fighting off a murderous eel, or dealing with crumbling earth, or trying to escape a burning skyscraper, or riding an exploding amusement park ride, or enjoying a good water landing, or survivng an attack of killer bees, or sledding in nuclear winter, or barrelling down the tracks in a runaway train - deep breath - Buddy Hackett would have made these things this and this alone: Buddy Hackett would have made these things funny. Somehow. Trust me.
But it was not to be. Buddy had other things on the agenda, apparently.
Following Brian's uneventful lead, I crossed the Saco, a short skip and jump over slick boulders, downed lumber and icy water, like an arthritic, hobbled giraffe. Without a life jacket.